Saturday, September 20, 2008
Can you 'Smell' Blasphemy?
This post is short and sweet. I was on my way to spinning class and met up with a gal pal from the ER where I used to work. Now Cathy is one of those lucky gals who can eat whatever they want, no exercise and always looks beautiful. I mean no disrespect by this story Cathy (just so you know). In the gym you can smell the mix of chlorine, dusty gym, sweat and tears....you know that gym smell that is universal smelling as a hockey bag? That smell that says welcome and get moving? My 'Spidey- smell-senses' were tingling and severely altered this day because Cathy was chomping down on a BIG MAC combo in the gym. Yes, I am not lying! This psycho gorgeous girl was bringing her little one to swimming classes and whole hearted chomping on that BIG MAC like a fat boy on smarties and following up the bites with a swoosh of that disgusting black and inebriating Coca Cola ice cold soda! Isn't this picture just horrible? Are you covering your mouth with disbelief, or crossing yourself in fear????I didn't know how to react or what to do! I was thinking 'get that the hell out of here you crazy bitch!' and' I am sure there are rules against this in the gym etiquette book!'. I am sure that I read something about a BIG MAC not being allowed within 500 meters of a gym entryway! Either way, I would say if you look up blasphemy in the dictionary it will show gorgeous Cathy chomping on a Big MAC in the gym!!! Sorry Cathy...it is my little psycho cheeseburger goblin talking.LOL!
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